Please pick only one post type!!

whosjeangrey:

I’m a spy. Not some rooftop-jumping archer, shield-wielding super-soldier or shiny-metal philanthrobot

mischiefingmarauder whispered: Victor/Victoria!

Victor/Victoria: If you were the opposite sex, what would your name be? 
-My name would be Ryan, because that’s what my mom wanted to name me regardless of gender

blackoutballad:

here john go match w/ your ectosister

this might turn into another design set i’m a little apprehensive ( ̄◇ ̄;)

Give me a Broadway musical.
Anything Goes: What's the best compliment you've ever received?
Beauty and the Beast: If you had to be an inanimate object, what would you be?
Cabaret: Have you ever sang at a karaoke bar? If so, what songs?
Dreamgirls: Would you rather be in a band or be a solo artist?
Evita: Do you think you could lead a country?
Fiddler On the Roof: Do you have any unique traditions?
Guys and Dolls: Have you ever gambled before?
Hairspray: Have you ever been discriminated before? If so, for what?
Into the Woods: What is your favorite fairytale?
Jesus Christ Superstar: What are your thoughts on religion?
The King and I: How was your most recent travel experience?
Les Miserables: What is one dream you have but you know won't come true?
Mama Mia!: How do you feel about your parents?
Next to Normal: Have you been diagnosed with any mental disorders?
Once On This Island: What's something important you'd be willing to trade in order to stay with someone you love?
Peter Pan: Do you believe in fairies?
Quilters: What's an old-fashioned "rule" that you live by?
Rent: How would you react if you were told you only have a few months to live?
Sweeney Todd: Do you forgive and forget easily?
Throughly Modern Millie: Have you ever moved to another state or country? If so, how did it feel to be new?
Urinetown: What's the most disgusting drink you've ever consumed?
Victor/Victoria: If you were the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Wicked: Do you believe that no good deed goes unpunished?
Xanadu: Do you enjoy visual art? Are you good at it?
You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown: How do you define happiness?
Ziegfeld Follies: If you could go back in time and live in a different decade/era, which one would it be?

light-brights:

what a babe *u*

25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool

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  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

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